A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Hahaha finally a good one, this one was funny.

lol thnx

If you say you came up with this by yourself, then that is complete b.s.
http://www.evula.com/jokes/spaghetti.html

Nah I dont think he'll say he came up with it, because he never mentioned it in the joke.

Look at the topic Redneck joke, he says he came up with that joke. But then search on google for that joke and you will find that it's already posted in many other places

Yea I believe you guys on that one. But he said he came up with the redneck joke, and he didnt say he came up with this one.

lol were do u people get these jokes from?...

I'm guessing the site I posted before because it had the exact same joke. Other sites had it worded differently.

nope ddntcum up with his one never sed i did

I didn't say you did, I said IF you say you made this

ik just sayin i ddnt