Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a funking Indian.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fudge down.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Lol, any more chuck norris jokes?

It has actually been said that there were 11 commandments when Moses came back from the top of the mountain. No one is sure exactly what the eleventh commandment was, all they are sure about is that it had to, in some way, be related to Chuck Norris.

SwoRNLeaDejZ wrote:

It has actually been said that there were 11 commandments when Moses came back from the top of the mountain. No one is sure exactly what the eleventh commandment was, all they are sure about is that it had to, in some way, be related to Chuck Norris.

Rofl chuck norris jokes are the best lol