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HatersHate
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 |  Subject: Chuck Norris Even More Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:24 pm | |
| Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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SwoRNLeaDejZ
Administrator
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Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 38
Location : Massachusetts
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:49 pm | |
| After a long night of drinking, chuck norris doesnt throw up, chuck norris throws DOWN! lol |
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HatersHate
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Posts : 184
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Join date : 2010-09-18
Age : 27
Location : New Jersey
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:50 pm | |
| ROFL ahahahaha ow my chest lol |
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blckhwksfan
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Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:55 pm | |
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HatersHate
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Posts : 184
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Age : 27
Location : New Jersey
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:44 pm | |
| - blckhwksfan wrote:
- Lol, nice Sworn
Yea blackhawk who made yur sig that is sick!!! |
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X-x-porscheguy928-x-X
Newbie
Posts : 20
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Join date : 2010-10-31
Age : 28
Location : your moms pants
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:12 pm | |
| On the american flag...if u look closely u can see a picture of chuck norris on it
When it rains, the rain is too scared ti touch chuck norris
chuck norris isnt afraid to die...death is afraid of him |
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-Ch33zy-
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1337ness : -10
Join date : 2010-10-17
Age : 24
Location : mexico,LA
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:21 am | |
| wen the devil came chuck norris threw him 6ft under |
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--J2atecl--
Super Moderator
Posts : 345
1337ness : 19
Join date : 2011-01-23
Age : 29
Location : In Your Closest (No Seriously Check Your Closest Im Hiding There, Bring Me Some Chicken Wings Aswell)
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:43 am | |
| One day chuck norris peed into a bottle and they called it gatorade |
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SwoRNLeaDejZ
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Location : Massachusetts
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:47 pm | |
| - --J2atecl-- wrote:
- One day chuck norris peed into a bottle and they called it gatorade
LMAO!! good one rated. |
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--J2atecl--
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Posts : 345
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Age : 29
Location : In Your Closest (No Seriously Check Your Closest Im Hiding There, Bring Me Some Chicken Wings Aswell)
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Even More Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:26 pm | |
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skinny107
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Posts : 361
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Join date : 2010-09-25
Age : 28
Location : Inglewood, CA
| | Subject: Chuck Norris Even More Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:39 pm | |
| they say when chuck noris does a push-up he doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down  |
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