my mama joke 4 fun =]

Subject: my mama joke 4 fun =] Wed May 11, 2011 1:21 am

yo mama is so fat that when i pushed her down the pool she made hot coco

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Wed May 11, 2011 3:36 am

ur moma so fat i went around her once and got lost

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Wed May 11, 2011 4:03 am

yo mama so ugly, even Bob The Builder said,"We cant fix it."

(Sorry, i had to put this picture in)

Sylen7Nato

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Wed May 11, 2011 4:17 am

Yo moma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo moma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo moma is so fat when she stepped on a scale and it said "One At A Time Please"

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Wed May 11, 2011 4:53 am

ur mom so fat she stepped on a scale and her phone number came out.

ur mom is so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

ur mom so stupid she traded her car for gas money

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Wed May 11, 2011 1:50 pm

Ur momma is like a vaccum
she sucks blows and gets laid ina closet

ur momma us like a shotgun
2cocks and she's all done

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Thu May 12, 2011 12:34 pm

Yo mama is so hairy... Bigfoot approaches news departments with grainy videos of HER.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama is so nasty, she brings crabs TO the beach.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made right guard turn left!

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Thu May 12, 2011 1:20 pm

yo moma is so hairy that she is acutally bigfoot's wife
yo moma is so stupid that she stared at a carton of orange because it says "Concentrate"
yo moma is so ugly that when she entered an ugly competition the judges disqualified her because she was too ugly

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Thu May 12, 2011 5:01 pm

Rated tht last ugly goes the judge said no profesionals allowed

ur momma is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
ur momma is so ugly she makes onions cry
ur momma is so ugly they moved Halloween to her birthday

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Thu May 12, 2011 7:56 pm

Pumasnipejz wrote:: ur momma us like a shotgun
2cocks and she's all done

u got it wrong, its "two cocks and there she blows"

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Thu May 12, 2011 9:23 pm

ur mom so hairy u were born with carpet burn
ur mom is som dirty dieseases catch her
ur mom is so poor ppl break in and leave money
ur mom is like a racecar burning 200 rubbers a say

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Fri May 13, 2011 3:52 am

lol funny jokes

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Your moma so old she has jesus in the year book
Your moma so poor I killed a cockroach at her house and she said "STOP KILLING THE FAMILY PETS!"
Your moma so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World
Your moma so stupid she asked me what dose yeild mean, and I said "slow down" , and she said "What.......dose..........yeild..........mean?"

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Fri May 13, 2011 8:16 am

yo moma so fat that once the whales see her they start singing "we are family"

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Fri May 13, 2011 11:02 am

Knightmare that's how I learned it

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Ur mom sucked my left nut so hard the right one got jealous
Ur moms teeth is so yellow, when she smiles she slows traffic down
Ur mom is so fat, spain has claimed her as a new country

Subject: Re: my mama joke 4 fun =] Sat May 14, 2011 6:43 pm

ur mom teeth is so yellow she has a job at the theaters spitting butter on popcorn

ur mom so dum i asked if she had stds she sed i have dvd mp3's cds

ur mom so fat wen god sed let there be light he had to kill her first lol

ur mom so stupid i told her to do an essay and came with ur dad