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PostSubject: [Joke] Bad Boat   Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:36 pm


No credit to me for this one, i just thought it was funny as hell.


Bad Boat
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face Dave says "John what are you so happy for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitten at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?"

"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!!."

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin over a beer. Dave says "John, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat. "So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave!!! She had a great BIG dick!!! And Dave, I CAN'T SWIM!!!"







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PostSubject: Re: [Joke] Bad Boat   Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:08 pm


LMAO! I thought would it be that she could swim, but nope! Nice one Smile




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PostSubject: [Joke] Bad Boat   Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:05 pm


LMAO This ones hilarious, He didnt end up getting what he planned lol. Razz
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PostSubject: [Joke] Bad Boat   Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:02 am


she had a dick, Dave!!! She had a great BIG dick!!! And Dave, I CAN'T SWIM!!!" LOL HEHEHE THATS FUCKN HALARIOUS HE COULDNT SWIM LIKE THE REST EATHER
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke] Bad Boat   Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:09 am


The guy got owned by another guy haha Nice joke lol!
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