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-Ch33zy- Finest
Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 24 Location : mexico,LA
| Subject: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:02 am | |
| Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?" |
| | | blckhwksfan
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Posts : 1000 1337ness : 46 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:05 am | |
| Lol, even though some of the logic doesn't make sense |
| | | -Ch33zy- Finest
Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 24 Location : mexico,LA
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:07 am | |
| yea lol proved u wrong i can post funny jokes |
| | | blckhwksfan
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Posts : 1000 1337ness : 46 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:11 am | |
| Lol. I'm guessing google |
| | | -Ch33zy- Finest
Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 24 Location : mexico,LA
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:12 am | |
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| | | blckhwksfan
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Posts : 1000 1337ness : 46 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:14 am | |
| Ok, then it must be bing! |
| | | -Ch33zy- Finest
Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 24 Location : mexico,LA
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:18 am | |
| no i came up with this myself |
| | | blckhwksfan
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| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:20 am | |
| Well then, nice joke |
| | | WeE-MaN Site Poster
Posts : 114 1337ness : 1 Join date : 2010-10-05 Age : 39 Location : england
| Subject: lololololololololol Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:51 am | |
| u got it off google or summet u can tell by all the " and the , you are not that bright lol ps ch33zy balls your jokes suck |
| | | -Ch33zy- Finest
Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 24 Location : mexico,LA
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:07 pm | |
| no i ddnt get off google PS:im in honor math,ENGLISH,history,and math inv so i am the smart |
| | | SwoRNLeaDejZ
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Posts : 2120 1337ness : 140 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 38 Location : Massachusetts
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:46 pm | |
| You didnt write this joke, i heard this shit like 3 years ago, rep down for the lie... booooooo |
| | | -Ch33zy- Finest
Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 24 Location : mexico,LA
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:46 pm | |
| watever i thought of it idc wat u guyz say |
| | | SwoRNLeaDejZ
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Posts : 2120 1337ness : 140 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 38 Location : Massachusetts
| Subject: Re: Redneck joke Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:10 am | |
| - -Ch33zy- wrote:
- watever i thought of it idc wat u guyz say
I would have so much more respect for you if you just admitted that you got that joke from a website somewhere. epic failure. --- TOPIC LOCKED --- |
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