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PostSubject: Joke I Found   Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:17 am


A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made
a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am! My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete. So .. she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Marge when she's been drinking."

I found this joke funny lol! I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS JOKE!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke I Found   Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:17 pm


Lol, this is very nice. Drunken aunts are so much fun Very Happy
Btw, you don't need to put "I didn't make this" because most people will assume jokes like this come from somewhere else. But, if you put down you made it but you really didn't, then you will be ridiculed. Anyway, I like how you are being honest Smile




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PostSubject: Joke I Found   Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:51 pm


Yeah lol! but I just wanted to make it clear to everyone. Very Happy
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PostSubject: lol funny joke   Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:20 am


that shit is halarious hehehe... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke I Found   Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:59 am


lol, very nice, me likey






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