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-Ch33zy- Finest


Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 18 Location : mexico,LA
 | Subject: spagetti spagetti spagetti Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:11 am | |
| A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." |
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Posts : 672 1337ness : 16 Join date : 2010-09-18 Age : 26 Location : Los Angeles, California
 | Subject: spagetti spagetti spagetti Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:14 am | |
|  Hahaha finally a good one, this one was funny. |
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Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 18 Location : mexico,LA
 | Subject: Re: spagetti spagetti spagetti Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:19 am | |
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|  | | blckhwksfan
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Posts : 1000 1337ness : 46 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: spagetti spagetti spagetti Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:28 am | |
|  Check out my latest work (and all of my others  ):  If I helped you, Guest, in any way, please rep+Questions? Concerns? Requests? Pm me and I'll get to it asap. I have experience with XHTML, CSS, Dreamweaver, Adobe Fireworks, Photoshop Elements 4, CS4, and CS5.  I support George Hotz and the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION |
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Posts : 672 1337ness : 16 Join date : 2010-09-18 Age : 26 Location : Los Angeles, California
 | Subject: spagetti spagetti spagetti Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:54 am | |
|  Nah I dont think he'll say he came up with it, because he never mentioned it in the joke. |
|  | | blckhwksfan
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Posts : 1000 1337ness : 46 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: spagetti spagetti spagetti Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:58 am | |
| Look at the topic Redneck joke, he says he came up with that joke. But then search on google for that joke and you will find that it's already posted in many other places  Check out my latest work (and all of my others  ):  If I helped you, Guest, in any way, please rep+Questions? Concerns? Requests? Pm me and I'll get to it asap. I have experience with XHTML, CSS, Dreamweaver, Adobe Fireworks, Photoshop Elements 4, CS4, and CS5.  I support George Hotz and the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION |
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Posts : 672 1337ness : 16 Join date : 2010-09-18 Age : 26 Location : Los Angeles, California
 | Subject: spagetti spagetti spagetti Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:05 am | |
| Yea I believe you guys on that one. But he said he came up with the redneck joke, and he didnt say he came up with this one. |
|  | | skinny107 Super Moderator


Posts : 361 1337ness : 10 Join date : 2010-09-25 Age : 22 Location : Inglewood, CA
 | Subject: lol Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:47 am | |
| lol were do u people get these jokes from?... |
|  | | blckhwksfan
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Posts : 1000 1337ness : 46 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: spagetti spagetti spagetti Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:19 pm | |
| I'm guessing the site I posted before because it had the exact same joke. Other sites had it worded differently.  Check out my latest work (and all of my others  ):  If I helped you, Guest, in any way, please rep+Questions? Concerns? Requests? Pm me and I'll get to it asap. I have experience with XHTML, CSS, Dreamweaver, Adobe Fireworks, Photoshop Elements 4, CS4, and CS5.  I support George Hotz and the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION |
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Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 18 Location : mexico,LA
 | Subject: Re: spagetti spagetti spagetti Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:00 am | |
| nope ddntcum up with his one never sed i did |
|  | | blckhwksfan
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Posts : 1000 1337ness : 46 Join date : 2010-09-17 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: spagetti spagetti spagetti Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:01 pm | |
| I didn't say you did, I said IF you say you made this  Check out my latest work (and all of my others  ):  If I helped you, Guest, in any way, please rep+Questions? Concerns? Requests? Pm me and I'll get to it asap. I have experience with XHTML, CSS, Dreamweaver, Adobe Fireworks, Photoshop Elements 4, CS4, and CS5.  I support George Hotz and the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION |
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Posts : 821 1337ness : -10 Join date : 2010-10-17 Age : 18 Location : mexico,LA
 | Subject: Re: spagetti spagetti spagetti Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:43 am | |
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