A man in a pub asks for a beer.
The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar."
"One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?"
"Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars."
"Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."

lmao, this is the funniest one you have posted yet, good poopies right here.

Ahhh Jajaja, thats some good jokes.

Lol, keep coming with the jokes!

eh it was ok not the best ive heard

What kind of jokes do you enjoy? It seems hard to get you to like them

-Ch33zy- wrote:

eh it was ok not the best ive heard

your always negative about others jokes, yet your jokes aren't even funny. this was some funny shiz, lol!

Lol, architect brings up a good point

i don't think he gets half of the jokes, hell i don't even think he reads and comprehends all of them. Cause that was down right funny and he is like "not the best I've heard" come on cheezy don't be so negative >:O.