four friends spend weeks planning the perfect camping trip . 2 days before there due to go paddys wife puts her foot down & tells him he is not going. paddys friends are disappointed but decide to go anyway. 2 days later the 3 friends arrive at the site to find paddy sitting with a tent set up & BBQ going. 1 says paddy how did you persuade the wife to let you come? paddy says well yesterday evening i was sitting in my chair & she came to me in a see through nightie led me up stairs where she handcuffed herself to the bed & she said do whatever you want. So here i am boyz

uhhhhhhh.......

soo.......

Welcome back WeE???
i think...

um does anyone know where she is... i think she might be hungry since she is handcuffed to the bed... for a while maybe??

and umm WeE if she is dead, it might be your fault

lol

I wouldn't have gone campng

Well, if she is dead, you could at least get a handjob from her... in reality, even the best of handjobs feels like a dead chick is giving it any damn way.. lmao

Lol sworn, that is very disturbing to find out..

but it seems.....

partially true....

wait sworn how do you know, what a dead chick giving a handjob feels like???

Um because my mom went ova his house nd Mario "paid" her to let me get back on ftb2
Ty Mario/sworn